6/25/01 - Slow goings. Not only am I lazy but my entire staff is. This will not do. The only Solution? Get a LARGER staff! In a move of unmistakable genius I compose a small list of people to ask for help.

I go on for my first victim. One Krazy Kentuckian know simply as "star child" or Eric. I don't think he's ever called himself "star child." Usually it's "child of the stars." Picky bastard. Just call him Sarcoa. I ask him to help and he whines about how his computer has had a virus that his brother downloaded. No one ever downloads their own virus. It's always their parents or their brother. After crying for what seems like days he agrees to help write for the page. Huzzah my forces are growing!

Not being one to be easily contented i press my luck and ask the next person on my list. A shifty fellow know locally as "WBuffalo" I believe it's slang for Water Buffalo. With a charactor like this you just don't ask. I've heard rumors his name is "Justin", however nothing is confirmed. Prehaps it never will be. Shifty bastard. Yeah he agreed to write for the site.

6/27/01 - Hey look at that. The site is supposed to open tommrow and i don't have enough stuff yet. On top of that the HTML monkey is AWOL so putting up stuff is difficult. I've been trying with Virgil or "Mozilla" as he is known in the inner circles but no such luck.

On another note I got another writer. 0dd. That's what he is called. I don't know his name. Oh well. I know he's clever and stuff. Hurray.

And lastly for now someone seems to have fallen into the GIANT VORTEX OF THE SITE. AND it's a girl so my site is heterosexual. Her "nick" is "Katie" or "Raven". Is a Raven a Crow? Is there a difference? Anyway she is doing pictures and banners for the site to help cover another thing i'm inept in. I think I'm just about fully staffed....

<7/14/01> - In a brazen attempt for power one Steve tried to overthrow Kid Hollywood. He had to be "dismantled" no matter how many times he said "Stevey 5 alive!" in a desperate attempt to appeal to my short circuit loving side. Good day to you "Steve"