Name: 0dd
Web Page Name: 0dd
Age: 16
Your Own Webpage: 0ddnet
E-mail: Silent Thief 0dd@aol.com

Because he was born and raised on planet Earth, 0dd, as he is known to those who know him as 0dd, is an Earthling human. All throughout his existence, he had to fend for himself, while getting help from others. It wasn't until he had been given a pencil by a leperchaun barber that he knew his role in life. He had to sharpen the pencil. And after finally fulfilling that mission, he decided to climb the mountains of Tibet, to get his laundry done by the legendary Tibetan Washwoman. And when he conquered the mountain known as Vigh Agrah to the locals, he found the Tibetan Washwoman and asked to have his clothes washed. But the witch refused, and this angered 0dd. So he pulled out his pencil, and stabbed her in her left eye. This killed the demon that had been living in her left eye, and 0dd unknowingly freed the Washwoman from the control of Joe Pesci's evil spirit. And so, she enchanted his clothes so that they would never be dirty ever again, and called him a darn good sport. Then she took the pencil, and blessed it with the ability to write literature in such an artistic and original style, that the style was thought artistic and original by those who read 0dd's works. But the internet appeared. Pencils were replaced by keyboards. And so, 0dd chopped up the pencil and sprinkled it on his Sunny Delight, and he drank the whole bottle. Suddenly, he felt more creative than ever, and immediately began writing satire and comedies on the internet. And everyone celebrated the new hero, like slaves that made it north. And Colonel Sanders congratulated him, and said "Booyah!"