6/22/01(DAYS before the site opened!!!!) - Once a long time ago, a brave brave man was informed that his web site was had a large lack of content. Being a sharp lad and boldy acting without so much as a passing thought of what damage might befall him he added a staff page. On this page he decided it would be appropriate to relay a story of how the web site came to be.

You see awhile back he wanted to start a web page. Quickly realizing that HTML was currently beyond his grasp he knew what he had to do. Trick someone into working for him! This proved to be actually easier done then said. First he turned to someone know as "Virgil" or "Shaun" or "Fuzzy Nipple Squatter". This "Virgil" fellow had his own web page. Our hero knew this and trusted that meant he was an HTML expect. Much to our hero's dismay this proved to be a false assumption. However this "Virgil" chap seemed rather excited to help on the web page thus a writer was born!

But this still left our poor hero with no one to do the grunt work of HTML. What fate will befall him?! With writers and no HTML you have a newsletter! But then...rising out of the ashes of despair like a noble phoenix came a HTML helper monkey one Steve "Syx". I guess he doesn't like "Syx" anymore though so that's all i'll say of that. So now our brave hero can continue his quest to make a web page without learning HTML. Niceness.

But all is not well. Web sites take a lot of work especially to start them up. Our hero is aware of this. Our hero is worried. Can he write enough to entertain the masses? Obviously not. Our hero has a personal life he's clinging onto. So what's a hero to do? Get more writers! But who's talented enough to write an article? Who indeed? Why none other then one Mr. Christopher "Best" Barmonde. Quickly our hero snatches him up and now has a three man staff.

Our hero is still lazy, and a web site needs a lot of writing. More help is needed. More on this as it develops.

What developed