Zoolander movie review

I knew this was going to be a stupid movie when it came out. Watching the previews and such practically gave that fact away. Having it come out, however, would be the deciding factor.

Okay, the deciding factor would be to actually see it, but see my friend, I'm stubborn. Once I get it into my head that I think something is stupid, there is very little chance that anything is going to convince me. However, one of my friends said the movie was pretty funny, so I at last went to go see what I thought was at first a piece of shit movie.

I'd like to think I'm hardly ever wrong, either. When I got out of the movie, I thought even less of it than before. For the first time ever, I actually almost fell asleep during the movie, because it was so fucking dull and boring. I can at least usually maintain an attention span during any movie, but to fall asleep at a movie AT A MOVIE THEATER is ridicolous.

But I'll try to summarize what was so shitty about the movie. Ben Stiller was not funny at ALL when he spoke. When I saw him on the screen even, it was enough to make me want to kick his unfunny ass. Stupid naive humor is what I like. That's why I watch and laugh my ass off at watching The Simpsons. Not quite the case here. While Ben Stiller was always naive and stupid, say like Homer Simpson, it just didn't fit the part. Again, everything he said was not in the least bit funny.

Will Farill... - I don't know if that's how you spell his last name, and I don't really care. You know who I mean, so shut the fuck up and kept reading - ... wasn't too bad, however. From what I remember, they probably showed like 10 minutes worth of air time for him, which is probably why it lead to my disliking of the movie. Will was funny in some parts, most notably the hypnotic scene where he brainwashes Stiller into killing the Prime Minister of Malaysia. Hearing his voice and watching the pictures that float around make that scene probably the fucking funniest thing to come out of that movie.

Oh yeah, let's not forget that chick from Hey Dude. I forget her name, but as long as I can associate her with Hey Dude, it's all right. If you never saw that show, try flipping to Nickelodeon. If you can't find it all during the week, it was probably taken off the air. If you can somehow make a time machine, go back in time about 5 years or so. Flip through the channel then, and watch for one of two babes in that show. One was a scary butch dyke, the other was a hot blonde.

Oops, the movie. haha. Anyway, that's pretty much all I have to say about the movie. Do not see this if you have to pay for it. In fact, don't see this pos at all. Just watch that one scene I mentioned about with Will. That alone is the only reason you'd want to even CONSIDER stepping into that movie.

Zoolander's rating: 2/10 - I think you know why it got such a high score.