Mozilla 10/19/01 - A new article is up, by me. My sleeping schedule has sucked more ass lately then it did before, so writing a quick but effective movie review seemed like a good idea at 6 in the morning! Anyway, check it out here. It's a review of the movie, Zoolander.

On a related note, if putting up articles wasn't such a pain in the ass job, I'd probably put up all the articles myself. Maybe I'll crack down and put more up, just because seeing more articles on the site makes it stand out more. Or something.

Kid Hollywood 9/10/01 - Hey pal don't look at me. Bones is in charge of putting stuff up, he's the lazy one. In a SHORT time, possibly today, hopefully, damn well better be, he'll be putting up three of my articles that I wrote in mid to late July. The next big step will be a movie part of the site i've been working on. Unfortunatly for you guys, I'm going to be getting the fuck outta dodge in about two weeks, and heading for Italy and staying there for 6-8 months. I'm gonna try to leave the site in capable hands so it will update some while I'm gone. I'll have to search for someone I know that knows HTML and will be on occasinally unlike BONES.

Bones 8/10/01 - La la la. I put up Jedi's Profile and his VERY FIRST ARTICLE! It's a review of the popular new movie 'Planet of the Apes'. Although I disagree with everything he mentions, read it anyway!

Kid Hollywood 8/8/01 - Again a long break between updates, but let me assure you that I am working on stuff. Trust me when I say this, before the 16th there will be at least one large update.

Kid Hollywood 7/24/01 - Yes, it was my birthday yesterday and no I'm not fourteen, as HILARIOUS as it was for my site buddy to say that. I'm 18 and I can legally buy porn now, so go me. Good news for those of you that have noticed the lack of pictures on the site, I got a digital camera for my birthday so you can count on HILARIOUS photos of things to accompany articles, no matter how unrelated to the article the picture is. You'll notice the new look is now ALL OVER THE SITE! I think it looks quite a bit better now and it's just the start. Count on good things happening.

Bones 7/23/01 - Wowzers. Look at the new site! This main page has been up for a while, but I've finally finished putting up ALL the other pages in this design, hopefully you lackeys enjoy it somewhat. So let us know what you think of it. Mad props go out to Gleemax for the initial design. I've had to manipulate some of his code a bit to get what we wanted, but he provided a HUGE framework to work with. It's much appreciated.
It's also worth mentioning that today is Mike "Kid Hollywood" Burger's birthday!! So everyone send him emails to congratulate him on turning fourteen! *runs away*

Kid Hollywood 7/16/01 - And one of the four top secret things is revealed! THIS AMAZING NEW LAYOUT! Tell me it isn't fantasmic. Right now it's just the front page but soon...the world! Also keep in your mind that this is 1/4th of the top secretness of the near future!

Bones 7/16/01 - I put up the General Wally Q. Buffalo's staff page under the clever guise of the name 'Justin'. Ha. Where do I come up with these things?

Bones 7/14/01 - So you've been sitting at home wondering just what the hell to do, and you realize that the amazing new Final Fantasy movie just came out! Should you go see it? Why not check out Kwalka's review first! Also updated was the Staff History. Feel the excitement!

Kid Hollywood 7/14/01 - I know what you're thinking. "Kid Hollywood promised we'd have and article on the 9th. Boy his site must be DEAD!", well, thanks for having faith in the site cockface. It's my website and I can cry if i want to. Actually I have like 5 articles waiting in the wings for release. Stuff has been happening and I've been working on FOUR top secret advances in iateyourmom.8m.com's already incredible technology. Hear me now and believe me later flabby man, this site is not dead.

Kid Hollywood 7/8/01 - Nope no new articles yet. They'll be up tommrow unless something CRAZY happens. Until then some more stories for you.

Again from Fox News! It seems there was a rather large lady that was shot in the face and kept on celebrating the birth of the nation. Apparently she was standing there, having a blast no doubt, when she felt a sharp pain in her forhead. Her friend's assured her it must have been a rock and went back to the festivities. Upon returning home she went to sleep. Waking up the next morning she looked in the mirror and spotted what... well let's have her tell us. "I saw sittin right in the middle of my forehead what looked to be a large grape." The theory of what happened? Someone was shooting a "YAY! IT'S THE 4TH OF JULY G'YUK!" bullet into the air and after going as high as it could came back down to earth beaning dumbo in the forehead. Serves her right. If I'm celebrating the nations birth with people that shoot into the air when they get happy I'd be more then happy to be shot.

This is a bigger story so you may have heard it. A little boy was swimming in the ocean off a beach in Florida when a seven foot bull shark bit off his arm. The boy was from Mississippi so in all fairness we warned him. The crazy part of the story is they managed to reattach the boy's arm. I couldn't manage to reattach a fingernail no matter how hard I tried. Hell I couldn't reattach a band aid after I go swimming let a lone and arm. Even if a shark didn't take that band aid off.

Kid Hollywood 7/7/01 - Allo allo. I'm sure when you read my plan about staying up all night in order to get a good nights sleep the next night you knew I was an idiot. Someone should have told me it wouldn't work. I fell asleep around 3PM while watching The Man With One Red Shoe. And last night I fell asleep at 6am. Ah well. But hey how can I feel bad when I hear stories like these next two on the news?

There was a man in the Cape Cod area who had the web site "www.capecodhistory.org" Well this mental giant forgot to pay to renew his site and naturally it was swallowed up by the industry the specializes in swallowing up, porn. Now his wasn't a rinky dink Cape Cod fan site. Apparently it was a rather popular site and is linked to on many other sites and is in tour books and the like. He can't afford to hire a legal team but Fox News will keep me posted! I don't see how it could be illegal. It's his own fault. If he wanted to keep his site he should have paid for it.

On the lighter side of the news a local moron was electrocuted in her own home by stray lightening. It hit her in the chest and went out her leg and she DIDN'T NOTICE. She then proceeded to go out with her friend to walk her dog. At one point her friend remarked they she could "smell smoke". In a short while she passed out on the sidewalk and was taken to the hospital, where she was given a perfect bill of health, and, if there's any justice, a punch in the face. She later told how she believed there was a "guardian angel watching over [her]". Apparently her guardian angel likes throwing lightening at her when he's bored. Thanks to Fox News for those two heartwarming stories! So this update has been a bit long. I don't care. It's my site and I found these stories entertaining. As for site news I should have another article out either tommrow or the day after. After that I'm gonna work on getting pictures for the other ones.

Bones 7/6/01 - I put up all the buttons on every page, as well as fixed the banner links at the top of the articles. Instead of sending you back to the main page, it'll send you back to its respective section instead. Sweet. Once again: if you have questions, comments, criticism, bugs, or anything else you want to say, just let me know.

Bones 7/5/01 - Got some pretty buttons on the left. I'll put them up on all the rest of the pages once we get all the buttons (still need a main and archive). Mozilla has his own banner, and Eric's got his staff page. And all the old updates are now in the 'archives' section. I'd also like to give a big 'fuck you' to freeservers.com's site editor crap. Maybe I'm just the ONLY one that wants to use foldernames that begin with 'a' or 'b'... haven't tried 'c', but I bet it doesn't work, either! (Note to co-staff members: Don't do anything with the archives folder as you will most likely end up deleting the entire site.)

Mozilla 7/5/01 - Pretty early in the morning here. I guess I have the same problem as the chap Hollywood does, except that I don't really want to change my patterns right now. Of course breaking the schedule and then getting up at 9 in the morning to go to work does have it's downfalls, but whatever...

I basically just fixed up a few loose ends, like broken/missing HTML around the site, stuff you probably wouldn't notice.

Kid Hollywood 7/5/01 - I bring this to you at 4AM. I've been having trouble sleeping. Well no that's not right. I've been having trouble sleeping before 6AM. I can't say I try too hard. I like my late night line up. Mash, Conan, stuff, to tell the truth conan again, video games and then poof the sun is up. My internal clock is built for a 25 hour day. Maybe 24 and a half. I go to sleep a little later every night. It's fine by me but it's not in the social "norms". Fucking Norms(excluding Norm McDonald). Well tonight I plan to change it. I'm gonna pull an all nighter that ends around 10 or 11 and reset my clock. At least that's what I hope to acomplish. I'll prolly fall asleep at 5PM and be more fucked up. What with my "no caffeine" policy i'm not getting outside help. I'll leave today up to Bones if he's not too busy. Don't look for anything new from me today.